Who Will Take my Son’s Virginity?
Being a virgin at eighteen and going off to university without any sexual experience is not the end of the world. Right? This mom doesn’t quite agree…
A concerned mother posted an advertisement on Craigslist a few day ago, in which she’s looking for a temporary girlfriend for her son. The boy is, according to his mom, exceptionally smart (he’s going to Harvard next year), but socially he’s a little awkward. He has never had a girlfriend and his mom is certain he’s still a virgin. Seeing as he’s starting college next year she decided he could use some sexual experience.
You can’t say she hasn’t thought it all through, the ad includes an elaborate plan. Mommy will buy four concert tickets, of which she will give two to her son and two to the concerning lady. The girl then has to accidentally bump into him during the concert and start talking to him. Eventually after the concert they have to go somewhere together and she has to take his virginity. The plan is that she will keep dating him for a while, so our innocent friend can learn some different sexual positions. Eventually she can gently break up with him so he’ll be ready for college!
The lucky girl can’t be older than twenty and will receive a financial compensation for her services. But, whatever she does: they can’t fall in love.
Greatest mom ever!
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