Bizarre Toys For Kids
Lots of parents can’t believe their eyes when they see the wish lists of their beloved kids. Just a couple of millions worth of toys is asked for every birthday/Christmas/Chanukah/random day. Still that is nothing compared to what the parents who saw these birthday gifts on the wish lists of their (innocent?) kids must have thought…
1. Zombie bear
This cute little teddy bear should definitely wake over your sleeping kids… If you want these kids to be traumatized and stuck with nightmares for the rest of their lives.
2. The Hitler doll
Why you’d want to give your kid this doll we have no idea, why a child would want this doll, we also have no idea. It’s not cute, cuddly or available in a nice bright colour. It just looks like Hitler…
3. Zombie bunny
We direct you to zombie bear, zombie bunny will probably also traumatise your kid for life.
4. Doll you can shave
Sooner or later every child will hit puberty and have to start shaving. This doll will be something your sweet kid can practice on, so later, it will all go a little smoother.
5. Hit cat
Every child should prepare for everyday catastrophes, like when your favourite cat is hit by a car. Thank god there is now a toy that can prepare him/her.
6. Sled
I don’t know what you think this is, but this is just a sled. With a handle that you can hold onto, so you won’t fall off, practical.
7. Fish
With this fish you can teach your son or daughter how to fillet a fish.
8. Stripping pole
A stripping pole toyset. Strangely these have been removed from the shelves in England last year, because it might not be a good idea to learn children about stripping poles. Smart people over there…
9. Chopped up lady
We can only ask ourselves what kind of idiot made such a doll, a mass murderer? The creator of Saw? We probably don’t even want to know.
