Why a Cucumber Is Better Than A Man
Here at Womens9 we love some . That a man and a cucumber just need to be compared every once in a while, is actually just very logical. These 25 reasons why a cucumber is better than a man will make you think a little different of the otherwise so normal cucumber.
1. The average cucumber is 25 centimetres long.
2. Cucumber will stay hard for at least a week.
3. Cucumber will never get too excited.
4. Cucumber doesn’t explode in your face or between your breasts.
5. Cucumber is never too nervous to get the job done.
6. You can easily just pick 1.
7. You can even take them in the supermarket.
8. You only take them when you want to.
9. With a cucumber you can take a one-person bedroom.
10. A cucumber will respect you in the morning.
11. Cucumber doesn’t care whether you are still a virgin.
12. A cucumber won’t write your name and your phone number in a bathroom stall.
13. You can take as many cucumbers at the same time as you can handle.
14. A cucumber doesn’t ask whether he’s the best, whether you came and how often.
15. A cucumber is never jealous.
16. A cucumber doesn’t mind hiding in the fridge when your mother suddenly stops by.
17. It doesn’t matter how old you are to take a cucumber.
18. Cucumber doesn’t care what time of the month it is.
19. Cucumber won’t give you a hickey.
20. Cucumber has seed but it won’t make you pregnant.
21. Cucumber won’t compare you to a playmate.
22. Cucumber is ecological and environment friendly.
23. Cucumber is in for everything.
24. Cucumber doesn’t need foreplay.
25. Cucumber is always hard.
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