Dick In Toaster
Firefighters in Londen are fed up helping men in uncomfortable situations. Last week they helped a man in distress who got his penis stuck in an toaster. The reason that the man put his little member there is (gladly?) not made public.
A short period before that, another man had his Johnson stuck in a vacuum cleaner. These embarrassing incidents costs the fire department a lot of time, plus it's pretty annoying and pointless. To reduce the amount of these kinds of actions, there's now a fine of 350 euro for men getting their privates stuck in machines.
