8x the worst reasons to break up
We don’t have to explain that men - how do we say this nicely? - are a totally different kind of humans. But the reasons for men to break up their relationship are shocking. Seriously. The top of the bill reasons to break up by men are very diverse and can be found below.
1. Men: Women don’t listen to their partner.
We: Duh, we would listen if they would say something interesting.
2. Men: Woman listen too much to their friends.
We: Friends are loaded with useful information, so indeed: they get all our attention.
3. Man: She has too many sex toys.
We: What? And you don’t like that?
4. Man: My friends say that she is ugly. They are bullying me and I can’t handle it anymore.
We: Loser!
5. Man: She is lying about important things. So she told me that she has seen a band on a spot where they never performed at all. I can’t trust her anymore.
We: Indeed. Thát’s what trust is all about.
6. Man: I have a relation with her and not with her family.
We: So actually you’re breaking up with her family. Just say it.
7. Man: Her cooking isn’t as good as my mothers. And like I can taste, it’s not getting better.
We: She doesn’t have to do it. You can do it yourself, you know.
8. Man: She doesn’t want to pick me up after a night out with my friends. It’s her fault that I have to pay the expensive taxi time after time: waste of money.
We: Buy a bicycle, you fool.
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